PickleBottom256

2016 was such a great year for you! Millions of people died needlessly, keep up the good work! I have thought of a birthday present; Imagine a computer program so warped that when a person types in the command  the computer program 'wastes' millions of people. That is how the program interprets the instruction. Imagine the songs played on the iTunes of such a software; the screaming of dying women and children. Imagine the games that could be purchased in the App Store; microwaving small animals until they explode. I'm sure it will be enough to keep you hard. Happy Birthday to Our Overlords. May millions of innocent people be sacrificed f

There was once an idealist who saw the internet could make the world a better place. Within a repository was the sum of the world's knowledge, paid for by the people and written for the people. The idealist saw this as an opportunity to enrich the knowledge of the people and found a way to download the knowledge. But the Overlords saw this in a similar light to a snake offering humanity knowledge, or the architects of the Tower of Babel. And the Overlords became angry. And the Overlords brutally smote the idealist as a lesson to all who may consider the same path of action.